340 - case of the missing socks

lately, a lot of my socks have been ripping as i put them on in the morning. also, i seem to be doing laundry more often just so i have socks to wear. what happened to all my socks, i thought. today, i found the answer. chance came running out of the bedroom with this sock in his mouth. a little investigative work found that chance had been stockpiling my socks underneath the bed and the futon. i guess he thought that if i didn't have any socks to wear, i wouldn't be able to go to work and i'd have to spend more time with him at home.