281-flying vacuum

i've been pretty tired this week since i just got back from san diego, been going to bed late after watching conan and having to get up early to do some work at the warehouse. so, today when i was headed back to the downtown office from the warehouse, it was raining, and i just said "screw this" i am going home. i got home and immediately fell asleep on the couch with the dog. so where am i going with this? just to the fact that since i fell asleep so quickly i didn't notice what the dog had been up to all day!

apparently, he got bored and decided to tear up the garbage can in the bathroom. that's funny enough itself, but it got even better when missy got home and discovered it. i think she kinda lost it for a moment there. first, she started screaming at the dog...but, come on, you leave an overflowing garbage can lying around and a dog is going to have a field day. then she started to vacuum stuff up and it just got worse from there. something got stuck in the vacuum and the belt broke. all you could smell was burnt rubber and the next thing you know she swearing like a sailor and a vacuum comes flying out of the bedroom. i guess you had to be there to get the full effect.

i'm having thoughts of buying some kevlar to wear under my clothes just in case she's near any sharp object next time she loses her cool. anybody know where i can get some of that?

cubs are back to their losing ways.

updated: all is well now. chance got missy a new vacuum cleaner for mother's day. this one is a lot lighter so even if she strikes someone with it, we should be able to survive the blow.